If FFS is real, you waste your money to these bitches.

The sad truth is that the truth is sad. - Lemony Snicket
The quote above will serve as pain reliever for readers.

Friends For Sale is one of the popular facebook application. In these application, you can buy and sell your friends as pets. You can also determined your most popular friend according to their price. The more expensive the more popular.


But are you a wise buyer? Let's analyze our five most expensive friends and let's see how worthless they are.


1. Carmela Buenviaje - Price: $170, 982, 503

Here's the thing, boys buy her because she's:
1. beautiful.
2. friendly.
3. a future sex slave.

We know she's gorgeous but please! buying a sex slave with no boobies? wtf! I know she's easy to rape but do you want to sleep on the floor rather than sleeping on a soft, warm and comfortable bed? Guys, come on! Have you tried a "Double D lady"!? Stop buying this flat-chested girl.




2. Kaye Anne Bautista - Price: $96, 515, 165


Talkative. You're going to have a pet who's gonna talk to you for hours. You cannot sleep, you cannot eat, you will forget to wear a condom.
Nothing to say. I just want to ask if you're virgin enough to devirginize us. :)



3. Bryan Bantigue - Price: $128, 461, 685



The accident prone. If FFS is real, all your money will go to hospital bills and red cross fees. One of high school's drama king, release him for god sake.





4. Carla May Reyes - Price: $44, 501, 260

A girl with a "Lady and the Trump." story. She's the lady while her high school love is the trump. Having a pet who's in love with a Lucy is difficult.

Note: Guess who's Lucy. hehe.






5. Ryan Nieva - Price: $37,210, 774




Ryan Nieva sure capture our hearts and nosebuds but are you going to buy a shit as a pet? Hell no!
Friends, we are not coprophiliacs! We can let this person unflushed but we can't let this poop be stuck in our ass.